Introducing NanCoin
Dear readers (and others), I am tickled pink to announce the next step beyond crypto: NanCoin, the imaginary currency! Forget cumbersome wallets and costly blockchain computations - NanCoin is 100% carbon neutral, because it’s powered entirely by your imagination! Forget your password? Misplace your retinas? Accidentally drop your hard drive in acid? No worries! You can’t ever lose your NanCoin, because it doesn’t exist – it’s imaginary!
FAQ
Q: Sounds great! How do I get in on the ground floor?
A: Easy peasy! You earned your first NanCoin just now, by reading this blog post.
Q: Can I earn additional NanCoins by reading your other posts?
A: Sure can! In fact, here’s another two NanCoins. Take as many as you like. It costs you nothing, and it certainly doesn’t cost me anything, because it’s imaginary!
Q: How much is a NanCoin worth?
A: It’s worth whatever goods or services someone will give you in exchange for imaginary money.
Q: How do I pay someone in NanCoin?
A: Easy – simply mime giving them coins and let your imagination do the rest!
Q: What if I tell someone I was paying them NanCoins, but imagine that I am keeping them instead?
A: That would be dishonest, but sure.
Q: Without a wallet, how do I keep track of how many NanCoins I have?
A: That’s your problem, not mine. Use your imagination.
Q: Is NanCoin legal tender?
A: lol no
Q: Is NanCoin tied to any real world currency?
A: I think you’re missing the point that this is imaginary.
Q: Is NanCoin FDIC insured?
A: I – M – A – G – I – N – A – R - Y